Mineral Monday: I ate a dog biscuit

Perhaps you’ve noticed the new widget in the right-hand column on this page, the one that says A SERVICE DOG FOR MINERAL/PLEASE CLICK THE PICTURE TO DONATE. (If you don’t see it, scroll down a bit.) the new button above the blog that says SERVICE DOG. And perhaps you clicked on it and read it and thought, “Dude. I thought Animal and Mineral were nine; that kid looks five.” Yes. It’s an old picture. I put it up because he looks so happy and carefree. It’s not a look I’ve seen much of in the last approximately four years.

It’s something I want to see again from him, a genuinely happy smile. I think a Service Dog will help him find his smile again.

We’ve already met with Megan from Triumphant Tails. She has observed Mineral twice (and will again on Tuesday; we’re all going to Costco). She thinks a service dog could help him — but it’s a long, slow process, and she wants to take her time before looking for a dog for him.  She mentioned last week that she’s concerned because our house is so small (for seven people and one dog. It’s got four bedrooms and the space is much better-utilized than in our last house, but of course we all share rooms.) And also because we have so.many.young.kids. Yep. Isn’t that always a problem?

The challenge with having so many young kids is making sure that Mineral works with a dog within the parameters of our life (meaning, with all of us around) but that the other kids don’t interrupt that bonding. Megan actually prefers that families who have other children also have another dog — so the other kids don’t feel left out and can work with the other dog. So it’s awesome great fantastic good that we already have Maizey.

My Masterpiece (holding Wolfie, The Informant's wolf) and Maizey

Meanwhile, as I’ve mentioned before, a Service Dog will cost about $8000. Megan charges a training fee, and then an itemized monthly bill for dog food, treats, crate and traveling. We do not have $8000. If we had $8000, I might be typing this post from an iPad, or at least from an iPhone. Or I’d be typing this post while both of our cars were paid off and we only ever used our debit card to buy things.

I reached out to a friend who works at the Humane Society and asked if she knew any rich eccentric dog-loving people who wanted to provide money so that Mineral could get a Service Dog? She said no. But she suggested a fundraising site. So I made a page for Mineral, where anyone can donate.

(By the way, at first I had all my pages linked — fundraising page with twitter and Facebook; my blog with twitter and Facebook — but it quickly turned into a clusterfuck of social media in which I’M CONSTANTLY ASKING YOU TO DONATE MONEY. I find that really annoying, so my friend Rachael from Letters to Ames suggested I detach everything and simply pick one day per week to bombard you all with fundraising stuff. Thus, Mineral Mondays is born! Thank you, Rachael!)

I have several donation levels, including a video of barking children if you donate $25!

And — here’s the one you’ve all been waiting for — a video of myself eating a dog biscuit if you donate $100! Our very first donation was for $100. This is for you, Joy!

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6 Responses

  1. You are the most hilarious woman EVER. =) I love the look on Mineral’s face when you ate that dog biscuit. Man, you know you’re a good mom for boys when you eat dog food to make them laugh!! I love that you are fundraising for this!! As soon as I can I’m totally donating for this cause. GO MINERAL! Woof.

    Also, I feel bad about my comment about my own kid, the medication comment. It’s been weighing down on my mind ever since I left it. I really truly wasn’t making any comment against medication, or against anything you are doing. I was simply beaking off about my own child (who isn’t a Picasso, btw, it was more of a metaphor) and not being sensitive. I’m sorry! Please forgive. xo

    • You’re totally forgiven, Melissa. I know that some kids don’t need medication for ADHD, or some parents don’t want their kids on meds, but I have spent the last few months observing Mineral on and off meds. He is practically non-functional when he’s off meds. If you have a kid who doesn’t need meds to function, keep him off. These situations with Mineral have really humbled me about judging other mothers and how they relate to their childrens’ abilities.

      • Also, IF I thought being off meds was of ANY benefit to him, I would keep him off them. The only negative of the meds is that he stays up a little later and has a more difficult time falling asleep.

      • Thanks. =) The last thing I ever want to do is make another mom feel bad. It’s against my philosophy of…momhood, and general humanness.

  2. p.s. No widget.

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