I watched the Golden Globes in the best possible way — with the volume down wayyyyyyy low, talking to Wii for the entire 3-hour show, occasionally interrupting her so I could say things like, “What is Cinema Verite? I have never heard of The Hour. Thank GOD Downton Abbey won!” I also described some of the worst-dressed stars (she was not watching).
See if you can guess who I’m talking about:
She was wearing her best 3/4-length sleeve Western cowgirl shirt, with a really really really SQUARE skirt. Also, there may have been some bejazzling involved.
Her dress was a beautiful color but it looked like it was made of crumpled up paper and, once again, had a really SQUARE skirt. (Is square skirt the new little black dress?)
This star wore a really really boring lacy-up-to-the-neck Victorian thing and I didn’t notice anything else because zzzzzzzzz.
Her dress was nice, but she had on a really awful color of lipstick, and also her arms are so skinny that her elbows looked like doorknobs.
This was a dress that, with a little tailoring, could be worn by figure skaters in the Olympics. It was teh sparkly.
In general, most of the stars looked nice and star-ish and not too over-the-top nor under-dressed. My biggest issue, in general, is the fascination with nude/beige/skin-toned colors for dresses. They’re so blah. If I went to an event, I’d wear something more dramatic. (Obvs.)
What did you all think?