So, this happened:
This was a three-step process of decision making: (1) to cook eggs and bacon for dinner (2) to put Porcelain in the Learning Tower but (3) not to move her to the exact center of the room, where her octopus-like arms inflict the least amount of damage.
Instead, I, veteran mother of five children who have never broken a bone — we just recently had our first experience with stitches! First experience! After nine years of parenting! Including twin boys! — put her right by the countertop, with the carton of eggs nearby.
This is my life, in an eggshell. Including My Masterpiece, in the background, smiling adorably.
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HAhahahahahaaaa! I love that she missed the dog food. =) Broken eggs are better than broken bones! Very very funny… And where did you find that learning tower? I jimmied up something similar the other day for Amarys with our kitchen chairs and she fell right off it, WHAM onto the floor while I was trying to get pictures for my blog. Facepalm. That dohicky you have would be awesome!!!
It’s the best kid invention EVER. When I first heard about them I thought, “What is this crap — it’s just a glorified stepstool!” Joke’s on me because it’s really awesome. My older kids use it to put away dishes, my younger kids use it to “help” cook. I can put Porcelain in it when I’m putting groceries away and she can watch me and not try to climb into the fridge. It’s great. I got mine on Craigslist for $50; they retail for about $200. They take up a lot of space but it’s worth it!
p.s. best title ever…
But she looks so cute wreaking havoc upon your kitchen 😉
Adorable. Just adorable.