Dear Bank Account Closure Services

(This is an actual letter that is going out in my mailbox today)

To whom it may concern:

Please close my checking account XXXXXXXX-XXXXX. I do not use the account often enough, and the maintenance fees are absolutely ridiculous and exorbitant.

I mean, seriously, wasn’t Bank  bailed out recently? Do you have to take $12 each month from my family in order to stay afloat? Personally, I would appreciate being bailed out of my mortgage and car note, but I’ve been told that all I can do is chip away at my monthly debt and keep making payments on time. I’ve learned my lesson the hard way: don’t spend more than you make. Have you learned your lesson yet?

My point is: CLOSE MY ACCOUNT XXXX-XXXXXX AND FIND ANOTHER SUCKER FROM WHICH TO TAKE $12/MONTH!

Sincerely,

Cinco de Mommy

Advertisements

Comments? Thoughts? Streams of Consciousness?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: