Yes, the rumor is true.

I really did rub stool softener on my nipples and then pump breastmilk for my then-34 week preemie twins. Or put them to my actual stool-softener laced breast. Either way, they drank Col*ace.

And I might even win an award for it! Please vote for me!

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3 Responses

  1. Congratulations on winning 😉 I found your blog through the link from the RML post. I love your sense of humor! Between your fam and Kate/Lydia’s, I’m seriously thinking I have to nickname my family, but the question is how evil to be about it? lol!

  2. I’m a little late to the party here but I also wanted to wish you congrats on winning. I really liked your acceptance speech and the names for your family. I’m very pro-doula, we loved ours and she was invaluable when my scheduled c-section turned into a vaginal birth (no joke).

    Kali

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